Anonymous asked: What kind of guys are you into?
Exotic men I typically know in real life.
A gray face isn’t too exotic. And Sacramento sucks.
Anonymous asked: Are you single?
- “laid back” = let’s me make all the decisions
- “low maintenance” = doesn’t expect me to remember her birthday
- “smart/educated” = but not smarter than i am
- “funny” = but not funnier than i am
- “successful/accomplished” = but doesn’t make more $ than I do
- “career-oriented” = but just until we are married/have kids
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
itherival asked: That was not what I was expecting. Also you're damn cute :)
ahahaha riiight. Gracias
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Just reblogging this for any straight guys who might think this way, hopefully I’m doing your future lovers a favour ;)